The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

I'm also in this band:

http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/

Dig it.
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I’m sorry that’s rude. Colbert means well. I’m just tired. 

natface:

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

hero status

See it’s funny because we don’t get paid to do anything. Ever. Unless it’s service jobs. It’s fucking hilarious when old people say “plenty of jobs flipping burgers with your liberal arts degrees.” We’re broke. Which means we’re narcissists when we asked to get paid. And it’s funny. Hahahahahahaha. Because everyone who has money doesn’t want to pay us. Because we’re narcissists. Get it? It’s funny. My life is a fucking hilarious punch line. 

(via thebrittaoftimelines)

Ponytail - “Bermuda Triangle”

Baltimore art rock/noise pop. For your freakness. 

You’re welcome

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The National,
Trouble Will Find Me

listentothisfuckingsong:

This is one of the last indie rock bands I still believe in. Their new album “Trouble Will Find Me” is gorgeous. Graceless by The National

animals-riding-animals:

goat riding pony

animals-riding-animals:

goat riding pony

All black at the white shows,
White shoes at the black shows.
Green card for the Cuban links;
Y’all sit back and enjoy the light show.

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#jengadance #jengaunchained

Operation: See Father John Misty in action