The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

In other words, it's therapy for someone who can't afford therapy. It's selfish and self-centered and all about me, constructed to organize my demons and flaws so that I can destroy them or make friends with them, also Community Gifs and weird music.
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When you’re a sick surf-punk band in California, this is what you get: 

Breaking bAd bAd: Steven Tyler’s daughter wants to kill this Bay Area band





On the Bard’s Birthday, Who Wrote It: Shakespeare or a Rapper? 

Take the test: 

  • But if you don’t, I’ll unsheathe my Excalibur like a noble knight (Answer)
  • This is the proper way man should choose ink (Answer)
  • Let’s beat him before his whore (Answer)
  • Welcome ass. Now let’s have a catch (Answer)
  • I live by the sword; I take my boys everywhere I go (Answer)


Days of Night / Nights of Day by Elena Chernyshova

via Lens Culture




Leonid Afremov is a passionate painter from Mexico who paints with palette knife with oil on canvas. He loves to express the beauty, harmony and spirit of this world in his paintings, which are rich in different moods, colors and emotions.

these literally just changed my mood

I got to see his works during a visit to Hawaii - they’re just as breathtaking in person~

(via thvnd3rsh0ck)

324 plays
Nintendo OST,
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess


Most gentle and lofty version of this theme.



After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

So it begins.

(via ghost-of-algren)

Band Photo #madmule #mulefoot