The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

In other words, it's therapy for someone who can't afford therapy. It's selfish and self-centered and all about me, constructed to organize my demons and flaws so that I can destroy them or make friends with them, also Community Gifs and weird music.
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thepumpkinpatch:

The Southern Death Cult - “Vivisection”

I don’t remember posting this, but it’s a good ass song. This was probably from that time when I was in college and cool and knew cool things and shit.

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Maria Bamford is one of the top comedians in the country, but like many other people she suffers from bipolar disorder. Maria has discovered a website that helps her cope with the stigma of treating mental illness by using humor and community.

(via paulftompkins)

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The Moldy Peaches,
The Moldy Peaches

stinkywizzleteats:

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my dick in?
We’re not those kids…
Sitting on the couch.

normalize95:

mildlyautisticsuperdetectives:

HERE IT IS. THIS IS IT. MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM COMMUNITY. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

I watched this episode right after watching an episode of Hannibal and I couldn’t stop giggling at this part.

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Dan Harmon and Jeff Davis.,
Harmontown Best Bits

harmontownbestbits:

From Episode 112 - Popeye Is Our Lord And Saviour.

Length - 2:16

Dan and Jeff unveil a brand new song from their forthcoming album “Getting it out of our system”.

Here’s a few previous ones - Pringles Dick, Stuck In You and The Night Court Theme. I just remembered I’ve yet to post Chicken Noodle Dick.

ohjoyicanseeyou:

Lucas Samaras - Transformation (1975)

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Dan Harmon, Jeff Davis and Greg Proops,
HarmontownBestBits

harmontownbestbits:

From Episode 12 - Death, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop.

Length - 6:11

Dan, Jeff and Greg Proops tell some stories from when they were broke.

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Daft Punk,
Homework

lifewithvalue:

Rollin’ & Scratchin

DAFTPUNK

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

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