December 2010
November 2010
Bobby Darin - “Bill Bailey”
To...
You Tumblrs Tumble so much
I can’t keep up.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-28) →
Kanye West (8)
Ursula 1000 (6)
Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra (5)
Sgt. Dunbar and the Hobo Banned (5)
Mogwai (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-21) →
David Cross (51)
Skrillex (18)
Brittany Shoup (10)
Soul Coughing (8)
Grinderman (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My opinion on the new airport security measures
When you’re being pat down, make sure you have the largest erection you possibly can. Take a blue pill if you need to. When you make eye contact with the security wink, give ‘em a smile and a wink.
Otherwise, I have no opinion.
Harry Potter
J.K. Rowling was treading water after the fifth book until the finale of the last book, and then totally phoned it in for the epilogue for Potter geeks to nerdgasm over the shallow, nearly incestuous ending where everyone was married to each other. Fucking bullshit.
I feel as though
If you want to be popular on Tumblr, you either have to fish for compliments (the different days on Tumblr like GPOYW are nothing if not organized compliment fisheries) or be entirely provocative in the worst way, i.e. be a troll.
I’ve never been one to fish for anything but catfish, so the trolling thing is going to have to be it.
So let’s see, things Tumblr people like…
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If Kanye West's new album is as good as they say...
I will personally fly to Chicago and give him a handy.
Ursula 1000 - “Hey You!”
The single...
New Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds album →
Sweet.
Prefuse 73 - “Detchibe”
Sweet.
...
“It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings...”
– Robert Fuoss (via chemicalfreeskinny)
Lily Allen - Smile (Digital Soundboy Remix)
I...
Top Ten Foods Prepared Tableside →
Yum.
