A code of ethical behavior for patients (from...
thebastardwizard: 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT. Involvement with the patient’s suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get. 3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED. Remember that your...
So I'm going to give you a little confession guys
I haven’t been doing a whole hell of a lot since leaving college, to an embarrassing degree. The story of my life has been like one of those “choose your own adventure” books, except it usually goes like this: Chapter 1: Go to work Chapter 2: Go see family Chapter 3: Make a drink Repeat Chapter 3 or go to bed? Repeat chapter 3 Chapter 4: Go to bed Repeat from chapter one...
Message to Tumblr Staff,
jennstarkid: staff: asdfelicia: glitter-ler: staff: hanawasakura: Remove post limit. Remove message limits. Include instant chat on Tumblr website. Stop spams. Remove “Link Facebook”. Love from all Tumblr users. no staff why HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT because fuck you that’s why staff you just made me weep Okay, so they aren’t bad ideas. I know I wouldn’t mind...
slashandburn replied to your post: So I’m listening to the latest episode of the… are you hungry Not even a little. That’s the odd thing.
So I’m listening to the latest episode of the Savage Lovecast. Dan is answering a question about whether honesty is always the best policy. He says something about how it is, usually, but timing can be just as important. Like, if you do something bad with someone else, that you know you have to disclose to a partner, maybe it’s not the best idea to roll it out on them when that...
normalize95 replied to your photo: One more, full frontal. Dafuq man, you look… almost reputable! I mean, the colour combo makes you look like a batman villain, but other than that… Woaaaah. I’m going to try and adapt “almost reputable” as a personal appellation.
By the way,
Did you see my new shirt? Holy shit I love my new shirt. Like seriously. I went and put a tie on just to highlight the shirt. I don’t care if it doesn’t really match that well. I don’t care if it really looks like the undead offspring wardrobe of Ben Wyatt of Parks and Rec and and the Riddler. I love it. Also, I’m getting used to taking pictures of myself. Two in one...
I can’t imagine blogging without the word “fuck.” People argue that a swear word that’s overused loses it’s punch, but I think something with as much intrinsic pop can’t really be overused. First of all, it’s a verb for having sex, which is awesome. Everyone likes sex… most people like sex (shout out to the asexuals, god bless ‘em) at least a...
Holy fucking fuck steak fucker tips fucking YEAH I love dinner.
Remembering Julia Child on Her 100th Birthday with... →
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
Goddammit if this isn’t still the best shit...
Have you ever been sitting here and been all like “Why the fuck am I so tired?” and then you’re all like “Oh shit, it’s 3AM and I’m kind of sleepy drunk!” and then you’re like “oh good, things make sense.”
I’m not one who gets upset over celebrity deaths, and truth be told I’m not really now. I never met David, and he was too cynical for one to get too sentimental about. He is, after all, the writer who out and out REFUSED a hug from the acclaimed “world’s greatest hugger,” a sentiment I can get behind whole heartedly. I barely enjoy hugs from people I like. But...
Okay, this actually made me really sad
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/11/books/david-rakoff-award-winning-humorist-dies-at-47.html I loved everything he did for TAL and “Half Empty,” currently going back and reading “Fraud.” He carried on the tradition of blithe, witty, and oh so wonderfully pessimistic humor writing that makes the American style so great. I loved his writing and it’s a goddamned shame...
Sometimes you need to scream and scream and shout...
Whenever I see anyone singing along to Pearl Jam's...
cognitivedissonance: I mean, there might be published lyrics somewhere, but there’s no way those are correct. It’s for appearance’s sake. These are the things I think about at work. True story indeed
(I adore Marion Cotillard, by the way)
I also saw Batman tonight. No one eats a salad in it. In fact, both Batman and Bane look like they eat nothing but raw cow flesh, dished out Mortal Kombat style. …Salty steak.
Or fuck, I’ll come and make you a salad. You want a salad? You’ve got it mister! I’ll even write a story to go along with your salad eating experience, starring you as the dazzling hero who saves the world with salads like Jesus or Batman or something.
I wish someone would pay me to write shit about salads.
(Nope, definitely nothing else in the “salty salad” tag)
(I wonder if anyone else has anything in the “salty salad” tag)
I’m not kidding either. I’ve got this salad I just made, and it’s oily and vinegary and peppery and served with a slab of French bread and topped with these big honkin’ sea salt crystals, it just makes my heart jump out and beat me with a riding crop, shouting “come on man! You’re so damn close to being healthy, what the hell’s the matter with you! Why do...
Nothing better than a salty salad