The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

I'm also in this band:

http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/

Dig it.
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Or fuck, I’ll come and make you a salad. You want a salad? You’ve got it mister! I’ll even write a story to go along with your salad eating experience, starring you as the dazzling hero who saves the world with salads like Jesus or Batman or something.