The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

I'm also in this band:

http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/

Dig it.
Recent Tweets @kenny_jacobson
Message to Tumblr Staff,

jennstarkid:

staff:

asdfelicia:

glitter-ler:

staff:

hanawasakura:

Remove post limit.

Remove message limits.

Include instant chat on Tumblr website.

Stop spams.

Remove “Link Facebook”.

Love from all Tumblr users.

no

staff why

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT

because fuck you that’s why

staff you just made me weep

Okay, so they aren’t bad ideas. I know I wouldn’t mind chatting with people who I met on Tumblr. 

BUT

“because fuck you that’s why”

I just…

Ugh I love that so much. That’s how I’d like to see someone respond to an asinine question on the national political stage. 

(via kiwithefruitcup)

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