The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

I'm also in this band:

http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/

Dig it.
Recent Tweets @kenny_jacobson

What the fuck is the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?

  1. threestarsmash answered: It’s hard to explain, but it’
  2. normalize95 answered: I think… Diet Coke has SOME calories, and Coke Zero has none? I think. I have no idea.
  3. grabthegusto answered: MARKETING!
  4. destinsintestines said: One is for dumb people and the other is for stupid people.
  5. circuluserrorum answered: The sweetener.
  6. slashandburn answered: marketing
  7. thepumpkinpatch posted this