The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

I'm also in this band:

http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/

Dig it.
Recent Tweets @kenny_jacobson
COSMO SEXCRET TIPS: NEXT TIME YOU WANNA GIVE YOUR MAN A TASTY SURPRISE, FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH SOUP BEFORE KISSING HIM! THEN DUMP THE SOUP DOWN HIS THROAT LIKE A COBRA.

(via groomp)

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