The Pumpkin Patch
This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.
I'm also in this band:
http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/
Dig it.
I'm also in this band:
http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/
Dig it.
Recent Tweets
@kenny_jacobson
- Dan: so say "I'm gonna go park the car in Smurf-ese
- Erin: Ok I'm gonna go smurf park my smurf car.
- Dan: Amazing! You're wrong! I'm going to go smurf my smurf.
- Erin: Oh...
- Dan: Yeah
- Erin: Well that's stupid
- Dan: Well they're smurfs. They're fuckin idiots. And they're all dead now
- Erin: It's not an adjective it's a noun?
- Dan: Yeah you don't know what the fuck they're talking about. That's the whole point of smurfs. They make no smurf when they talk. They ask the question how strong is context? And they go over the line to the point where you're like "what are they talking about?"
- Erin: Honey the boss gave me a smurf today.
- Dan: Oh...fuck you or let's get married depending on what I find out later a smurf is. Yes exactly that's the whole thing. Smurf brush your smurf teeth. So adorable. I can't believe that's the extent of my power. That's what 12 years buys me. You'd think I'd have bigger arms or something. 12 years...you'd think I should have a unicorn or something instead of just some trivial knowledge about smurfs. No wonder I have anxiety attacks.
- Erin: I'm feeling better
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