The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

I'm also in this band:

http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/

Dig it.
Recent Tweets @kenny_jacobson

davisandesten:

Some people call me pringles dick but I never really found out why

I dont really have a pringles dickĀ I just keep my dick inside

I keep my dick inside a pringles can because it keeps my penis warm and dry

Some people call me Pringles Dick but I never really found out No i never found out I really never found out why

Seriously go fucking hear it!!!

I may be starting to be like one of those people on Tumblr that obsessivly post one thing like Doctor Who or Sherlock or Harry Potter or something. This is different though because it’s me and I’m different because of raisins.