The Pumpkin Patch

This blog is my attempt to recreate every thought of a neurotic food-obsessed man falling down the stairs while shouting about NPR, reaching impact.

I'm also in this band:

http://madmuleband.tumblr.com/

Dig it.
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NBC IS THE PIZZA BURN ON THE ROOF OF THE WORLD’S MOUTH

remedialchaos-theory:

Seriously,

It is the opposite of Batman.

NBC… It’s official. This time I don’t forgive you.

You’re the worst… The absolute worst.

I felt the same about three minutes ago too

(via thebrittaoftimelines)

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