The Pumpkin Patch

madmuleband: Preview of our new EP, coming soon! Eggs and Mule...

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:37:07 -0400

madmuleband:

Preview of our new EP, coming soon!

Eggs and Mule for breakfast.

womaninterrupted: I need this gif.

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:33:54 -0400

womaninterrupted:

I need this gif.

Suit

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:02:58 -0400

I reached a point in my life where I discovered,

one night

sitting motionless on the green couch in my parents’ house

watching Allen Ginsberg talk about cocks

That everyone owns a suit.

My parents own suits.

My boss owns suit.

My teachers, idols, and teachers’ idols own suits.

Allen Ginsberg and his cock owned a suit.

Poor people in the 50s owned suits.

And 60s.

And 70s

And 80s.

And you can bet your ass rich people own suits.

Everyone owns a suit.

But I don’t. I want one. But I can’t own one.

Not even an indiscriminate rag from the Salvation Army that might have been owned and worn by someone’s grandfather who went to the Elk’s lodge for Bingo every Monday at 6:30 hoping to score until he croaked, whose pockets are worn down by the constant reentry of cigarettes and pocket change, marked down to half price with the pink tag on the shoulder. Who can afford it?

My question is this: if everyone owns a suit, and I don’t, am I not everyone?

Is this why I’m motionless?

joerubiks: Rawr.

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:26:04 -0400

joerubiks:

Rawr.

Superego: Episode 3:2 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII love you.

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:51:08 -0400

Superego: Episode 3:2

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII love you.

Barney Iller DJ Shakey - Today at...

Sat, 19 May 2012 11:13:43 -0400

Barney Iller DJ Shakey - Today at Midnight

http://www.campjulie.com/contact-me/contact-and-mailing-list

^^^^ If you have a record label and want them on it.

Photo

Sun, 13 May 2012 20:54:36 -0400

Photo

Fri, 11 May 2012 18:59:48 -0400

Photo

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 10:34:30 -0400

I never made a best of the '00s albums list

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 02:34:57 -0400

But if I did, Chutes Too Narrow would almost certainly be on there. Possibly top 5 status.

tropicalunch: a sandwich is a sandwich It’s definitely...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:59:24 -0400

tropicalunch:

a sandwich is a sandwich

It’s definitely not a song

conjuringseed: anshinwrites: tyrotheterrible: msgryz: goggles...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:32:45 -0400

conjuringseed:

anshinwrites:

tyrotheterrible:

msgryz:

gogglesaurus:

whaoanon:

lord-jonsnow:

ghirahim:

orewatowi:

spoonster:

theguitarsnameisdark:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

Awright, this is my new favourite video.

this man has the best job.

MAAAAAAAAAAAPLE SYRUP!

beeeEEEEER

I turned up the volume and started laughing so loud that my dad ran in the room

“DID YOU FIND A VIDEO WITH ALL OF HIS SCREAMS ON IT”

helpp

the best thing i have experienced all day

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.

ANSHIN

ANSHIN LOOK

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THE CHAIRMAN

fuuuuuuuuck i lost it at “asparagus” oh god send help

i am in no place to deal with this right now

oh jeepers

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMENGOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!

This is kind of nauseating. A lot of really intense crescendos restarting so very frequently.

Holy damsels in distress batman this picture is fabulous

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:49:52 -0400

Holy damsels in distress batman this picture is fabulous

Working on three reviews for the Rolling Stone Challenge

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:34:11 -0400

Listening to Was (Not Was)’s “What Up, Dog?” I am beginning to learn this may be a bit more self-abusive than I originally predicted. That is some smooooooooooooooth as a baby’s bottom jazz shit right there.

bestrooftalkever: To the troublemakers at Droga5, I love...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 01:53:00 -0400

bestrooftalkever:

To the troublemakers at Droga5, I love this.

I had a great rant to go along with this before my fucking browser crashed. Long story short: funny counter ad, both beers still suck. Reasonably I should blame it on my crappy, near 6 year old computer whose head has collided with a hardwood floor one too many times, I’m going to rest it chiefly on Droga5, whose fancy flashy website caused my computer to feel insignificant and throw Google Chrome out of its party for being too much fun. Thanks, jackasses.

I'm going to throw this list in with the rest of the Rolling Stone list too.

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:29:00 -0400

I'm going to throw this list in with the rest of the Rolling Stone list too.

New Order - “Age of Consent” Starting things off...

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:20:22 -0400

New Order - “Age of Consent”

Starting things off here.

New goal for this year

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:15:00 -0400

Listen to and review in five sentences or less all of Rolling Stone’s 100 Best Albums of the 80s list. Not necessarily in order.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-best-albums-of-the-eighties-20110418

That one. Should be fun yes?

leasthelpful: “Failed to prevent World War II. One star.”

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 11:17:07 -0400

leasthelpful:

“Failed to prevent World War II. One star.”

CULTURE SHOCK 2012

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:58:33 -0400

purchaseeventsbrigade:

BIG FREEDIA (http://bigfreedia.com/) (live afterparty on Friday)
IDLE WARSHIP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idle_Warship)
ISLANDS (http://islandsareforever.com/)
GRIMES (http://www.grimesmusic.com/)
TYCHO (http://www.tychomusic.com/)
THE FELICE BROTHERS (http://www.thefelicebrothers.com/)
CASEY VEGGIES (http://caseyveggies.com/)
CLOUD NOTHINGS (http://www.facebook.com/cloudnothings)
PISSED JEANS (http://www.subpop.com/artists/pissed_jeans)
BIO RITMO (http://www.bioritmo.com/)

APRIL 27TH - 28TH @ SUNY PURCHASE

Yeah, but you know, it’s cool, Oneonta has two acts that we have to pay $15 each for. I’m not bitter about how awesome this lineup is. Or that in 2006, Purchase had World Inferno and Busdriver and the National and Prefuse 73 and Japanther. Because you know… Girl/Talk is expensive and shit and fuck you all.